Give yourself a dream. We arrange skinny-dipping tours of majestic Hoboken, New Jersey. Stark naked, you'll fly free of the bourgeois

encumbrances of clothes, luggage,  watches, toupees and all such

inhibiting trifles.  Let the inner you be the outer you.  And just fly

away.

 

Flying nude with your 500 fellow passengers, you'll for once have

plenty of seat room and no trouble with airport metal detectors.

Your courteous flight personnel, equally starkers, (except for the

Captain who must wear a hat and a codpiece to conform to FAA

regulations) will see to your every need.

 

You'll merrily and nakedly traipse through exciting and historic

Hoboken, now in the middle of its 150 year off-season, skinny-

dipping in the beautiful sewage treatment pool and skinny-dining

on clams on the no-shell in Hoboken's world-crass restaurants.

The bare visits to nudist nursing homes well may be a highlight

of your tour.

 

           E-mail: branson@virginairbus.com

              Director of Hoboken Tourism

                       (Help save my job.)